and the winner is..

i'm not supposed to, but here goes.here goes nothing.

LADIES and GENTLEMEN.

boys and girls.

children of all ages.

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PULL's WORST AWARDS 2008.

my picks for the day. the links open to another window.

TOP 5 WORST SONGS
at number 5:
ICE ICE BABY by VANILLA ICE
this f'n song has a nice beat.some people nowadays can't resist dancing to this song.but still.IT SUCKS. specially the vid. see for yourselves.CLICK HERE
++evidence: the lyrics.back then it was cool, but then.geeez.oh, i still respect vanilla ice.
"All right stop collaborate and listen
Ice is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly"

at number 4:
I'M TOO SEXY by RIGHT SAID FRED
right said fred, besides from being horrible, are BALD brits. in fact, they're like gays. they've put their hot bods to shame. worse is, they're actin' like male whores. proof? HERE
"I’m too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
And I’m too sexy for Milan
too sexy for Milan New York and Japan
And I’m too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party No way I’m disco dancing"
It's what?It's TOTALLY GAY..

at number 3:
FOLLOW ME by UNCLE KRACKER
follow me into the moshpit. this, however, can cause nausea and he promises to tuck you in the night! as if you don't know how to tuck yourself. listen to this song HERE. also, the vid.
some of you might like it but. BUT. here comes the worse part.knowing each rhyme before it happens - the first time you hear the song.

at number 2:
THE FINAL COUNTDOWN by EUROPE
the worst thing to come from both the band and the continent itself.
frontman joey tempest voice was nice.very nice.only the voice. eat crap man, the song's duller than a barbie dull. get it? dull? doll? oh shit i'ma joking again. vid's HERE.

the last.and the least.
EVERYBODY HAVE FUN TONIGHT - WANG CHUNG.
if this song was a party, you'd lock yourself in the bathroom and cry.
disco dance from the 80s.it did belong to the 80s. LISTEN
worst part? that chorus: “Everybody have fun tonight/Everybody Wang Chung tonight"
totally sucks.

well.
1st part of my so-called AWARDS.
time's running out, so.
so.
til next post.
but wait. before i forget. the listed above are just my choices. comment if you want, we have freedom of speech here.

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